Get a phone call from Fabio
Are you a connoisseur of the ripped-bodice romance novel? How about just looking for a good giggle? Either way, we've got just the thing for you.
Point your web browser to fabiofone.com, answer a few simple questions—name, occupation, hobbies, and of course your phone number—and the Great Mane will give you a call back.
Sure, he's trying to sell you his favorite non-dairy spread, but hey, how often do concerned celebrities care about what you put on your toast?
A tip of the Phone Phun Phedora goes to Izzy for turning us on to this service. We hope we're not just being "buttered-up" here.